{"id":135,"date":"2007-04-23T08:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T07:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/acdvc\/?p=135"},"modified":"2007-04-23T08:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-23T07:25:00","slug":"orgulloso-de-ser-segoviano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bernardos.es\/acdvc\/2007\/04\/orgulloso-de-ser-segoviano\/","title":{"rendered":"Orgulloso de ser segoviano"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy, <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/23_de_abril\">23 de abril<\/a>, se celebra en la localidad vallisoletana de Villalar de los Comuneros el D\u00eda de Castilla y Le\u00f3n, fecha en la que se conmemora el aniversario de la batalla de Villalar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 mejor d\u00eda que hoy para estar orgulloso de ser segoviano?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>El segoviano no te llama por tel\u00e9fono: te pega un telefonazo<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no dice hola: te dice \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1que pasa!!!<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no se cae: se mete un osti\u00f3n<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no se lanza: se embala<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no bebe mucho: se pone ciego<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es que no lo entienda: es que no lo coge<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no te da la espalda: te manda a tomar por culo<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no te llama la atenci\u00f3n: te dice \u00abAndevas!!!!!\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no molesta: da por culo<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no golpea: te da de ostias o te parte la cara<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no trabaja a tiempo parcial: echa una ma\u00f1ana o una tarde<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no se impresiona: dice: LA VIRGEN!<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no sufre de diarrea: se caga por la pata abajo<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no va r\u00e1pido: va a t\u00f3a ostia<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no se va: sale arreando<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no duerme: se queda sobao<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no se r\u00ede a carcajadas: se descojona<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no pide que lo lleven: pide que lo acerquen<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es un presumido: va hecho un pincel<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es un insensato: es un soplapollas<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es buena persona: es buena gente<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es despistado: est\u00e1 perd\u00edo<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es un gandul: es muu peeeerro, mu ganduuuuul!!<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no pierde el tiempo: esta perreando<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no dice tardar\u00e9 en bajar: dice ahora bajo si eso<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no esta cansado: esta reventao<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no ve a una chica fea: ve un cardo borriquero<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no te dice que est\u00e1s equivocado: te dice \u00ab\u00bfde qu\u00e9 vas, tonto la polla?\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano para decir que s\u00ed no niega dos veces; niega tres:\u00bb\u00a1no, ni na!\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no se enfada: se rebota<\/li>\n<li>Al segoviano no le sale algo mal: se le va to a tomar por culo<\/li>\n<li>El segoviano no es sencillamente genial:  El segoviano es la polla<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy, 23 de abril, se celebra en la localidad vallisoletana de Villalar de los Comuneros el D\u00eda de Castilla y Le\u00f3n, fecha en la que se conmemora el aniversario de la batalla de Villalar. \u00bfQu\u00e9 mejor d\u00eda que hoy para estar orgulloso de ser segoviano? 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